Janice's Favorite Quotes

Education and success

Education's putpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one
Malcolm Forbes

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose
Bill Gates

I have never been hurt by what I have not said
Calvin Coolidge

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster
Clint Eastwood

Don't just stand there; make it happen
Lee Iacocca

It is our responsiblilites, not ourselves, that we should take seriously
Peter Ustinov

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan
Isaac Bahevis

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory
Albert Schweitzer

Grief is the prive we pay for love
Queen Elizabeth II

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up thier sleeves, some turn up thier noses, and some don't turn up at all
Sam Ewing

Sleepy quotes

How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads, to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams.
Bram Stoker

All the sleep I ever needed is five minutes more
Wilson Mizner

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap
Carrie Snow

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two year olds
JoJo Jensen

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book
Irish proverb

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow
Charlotte Bronte

You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have to do to my mother is cough somewhere in Siberia and she'll hear you
JD Salinger

Sleep is death without the responsibility
Fran Lebowitz

For fast - acting relief, try slowing down.
Lily Tomlin

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency.
Natalie Goldberg

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are
Chinese Proverb

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain
Dolly Parton

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you
Calvin Coolidge

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie
David Mamet

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement.
Anre Agassi

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going
Veverly sills

Talent is only a starting point
Irving Berlin

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired
Martha Graham

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good
Abe Lemons

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots
Charles Kettering

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than thier simplicity might suggest
Thomas Moore

If at first you don't succeed - so much for skydiving
Henny Youngman

Thus ends tonight's story. After seeing it, I think you'll treat your neighbor more kindly. After all, he may be a former ax murderer. Of course, there's nothing to workky about. He's probably out of practice
Alfred Hitchcock