Janice's Favorite Quotes

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster
Clint Eastwood

Don't just stand there; make it happen
Lee Iacocca

It is our responsiblilites, not ourselves, that we should take seriously
Peter Ustinov

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan
Isaac Bahevis

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory
Albert Schweitzer

Grief is the prive we pay for love
Queen Elizabeth II

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up thier sleeves, some turn up thier noses, and some don't turn up at all
Sam Ewing

Money quotes

What's money?
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Bob Dylan

Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.
Warren Buffett

Wisdom outweighs any wealth
Sophocles

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like
Will Rogers

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a dey made.
Joan Rivers

I*t's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand
Suze Orman

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
Norman Vincent Peale

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps you in touch with your children
J P Getty

Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a butterness when you expected more.
Mark Twain

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket
Kin Hubbard

It takes very little fire to make a great deal of smoke nowadays, and notoriety is not real glory.

Louisa May Alcott

One does not jump, and spring, and shout hurrah! at hearing one has got a fortune, one begins to consider responsibilities, and to ponder business; on a base of steady satisfaction rise certain grave cares, and we contain ourselves, and brood over our bliss with a solemn brow.
Charlotte Bronte

For fast - acting relief, try slowing down.
Lily Tomlin

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency.
Natalie Goldberg

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are
Chinese Proverb

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain
Dolly Parton

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you
Calvin Coolidge

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie
David Mamet